Mean Girls. ... Monologues/Scenes from her plays have been published in the Best Women’s and Men’s Anthologies by Smith & Krauss, as well as Best Stage Monologues and Scenes from the 90’s, Meriwether Publishing. ... *Our system only provides suggested monologues or songs for select characters if we have matching monologues and song information in our database. Wear your bathing suit whenever possible. That was a even worse rumor. Morris, Kare. grool. Social. I'm only eating foods with less than 30% calories of fat. Karen Smith is one of Regina George’s best friends. And I want my pink shirt back! I can't go to Taco Bell! But you're, like, really pretty. I meant to say great but then I started to say cool. Disclaimer: Daily Actor at times uses affiliate links to sites like Amazon.com, Masterclass, streaming services, and others. Lyme, NH : Smith And Kraus, 1999. And none for Gretchen Weiners. I don't know, I mean, she's so weird, she just, you know, came up to me and started talking to me about crack. FOUR for you, Glenn Coco! He still doesn't want you! I have her test results. About Author. [driving away] I want my pink shirt back!!! She's the queen bee - the star, those other two are just her little workers. REGINA: Why were you talking to Janis Ian? You can't just ask people why they're white! And uh... "Caddy" Heron. Do you know what everyone says about you behind your back? Here. You know what! And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for high school, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she's on crack. That's the thing with you plastics. We were best friends in middle school. Glenn Coco? That one there, that's Karen Smith, she is one of the dumbest girls you will ever meet. And don’t think Regina is the meanest girl in this school. Oh my God Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white. It's urgent. How can Janis hate her? (1999) The Smith and Kraus monologue index /Lyme, NH : Smith and Kraus, MLA Citation. I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me... but I can't help it that I'm so popular. I love it! Did you drink awesome shooters, listen to awesome music, and then just sit around and soak up each others awesomeness? You go, Glenn Coco! You know I couldn't invite you, I had to pretend to be plastic! If you're from Africa, Why are you white? So you've actually never been to a real school before? Oh my god Karen! There's a 30% chance that it's already raining... Wow Damian you've truly outgayed yourself. Hm? Video Examples. Wait Regina, I didn't mean for this to happen! Oh are they not allowed out when they're grounded? Your bracelet is really pretty where did you get it? Some people say the bus meant to hit her, but that was just a rumor. Gretchen is in everybody's business. Navigate; Linked Data; Dashboard; Tools / Extras; Stats; Share . Wait you're from Africa? Get the freshest reviews, news, and more delivered right to your inbox! And that little one, that's Gretchen Weiners. Then why are you white? My breasts, then can sense when its going to rain. This is Susan from Planned Parenthood. You feel like everybody else has some kind of secret guidebook on how to be perfect and cute and you’re just a goon. You know I couldn't invite you! The 22-year-old drama teacher told MS News that her family moved here from the United Kingdom.. As she spent most of her childhood and teenage years in local schools, this explains why she talks like a true blue Singaporean. And evil takes a human form in Regina George. The Ultimate Monologue Index (Smith and Kraus Monologue Index), Second Edition We should totally just *stab* Caesar! Coach Carr, step away from the underage girls! It's so embarrassing. To find out that everyone hates me? The mortgage team that helps you with financing a new home or … [narrating] And that's how Regina died, no I'm totally kidding but she was hurt. Oh my god Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white. No, I know what home-school is, I'm not retarded! You know what? Then, in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend, Kyle, who was totally gorgeous but he moved to Indiana, and Janis was, … That there is Karen Smith. Four for you Glen Coco, You GO Glen Coco! *On the phone* Oh this is Suzanne from planned parenthood. It's like I have ESPN or something. In the real world, Halloween is when kids dress up and beg for candy. Morris, Karen, eds. You go, Glenn Coco. I don't even... Whatever. I'll tell you why, because you are a mean girl! I'm kind of psychic. I want my pink shirt back! So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Kyle who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana, and Janis was like, weirdly jealous of him. You can't just ask people why they're white! The Smith and Kraus monologue index, edited by Karen Morris. Glenn Coco? You think everybody is in love with you when actually, everybody HATES you! Damian sat next to her in English glass last year. OMG Karen you can't just ask people why they're white.. OMG Karen you can't just ask people why they're white! You can't just ask people why they're white. Cold, shiny, hard plastic. [guarding Cady down the hall] Watch out please! That there is Karen Smith. EMBED. Karen is the most beautiful in the group even more beautiful than Regina, Gretchen, and Cady. This is it for you. Amanda Seyfried found fame as Karen Smith in Mean Girls. (to an awkward girl) Annika. No_Favorite. You can take that fake apology, and shove it right up your hairy c-! Shut up! It was a series of monologues and choral chanting with yoga-base movement, and featured the usual cast of characters. I have never met anybody as mean as Jessica Lopez. I know, right? So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, "Janis, I can't invite you, because I think you're lesbian." That was a even worse rumor. I have a curfew. And die. You're plastic. Well, 48 over 120 equals x over a 100 and then you cross multiply and get the value of x. I’m afraid of you half the time. Resource Information The item The Smith and Kraus monologue index, edited by Karen Morris represents a specific, individual, material embodiment of a distinct intellectual or artistic creation found in … freshmen, ROTC guys, preps, J.V. I did *not* leave the South Side for this! She's so pathetic. Most of the members in The Plastics contributed to creating this book. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Kyle, she'd be like, "Why didn't you call me back?" She's totally rich because her dad invented Toaster Streudels. Hell, no. Four for you, Glenn Coco! She knows everything about everyone. *Puts phone down* Gretchen, I'm sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Noble. A character is conducting a perfectly normal Inner Monologue, usually thinking about how horrible their friend's cooking is or how attractive they find the person across the room from them.. Karen Smith. So that's against the rules and you can't sit with us. So if you're from Africa. Services . Suck on *that*! FOUR for you, Glenn Coco! *wink*. Not everybody looks their best at 15. I’ve seen Jessica Lopez make a girl cry just by looking at her. Damian sat next to her in English last year. [on the phone with Regina] I can't go out tonight *fake coughs*. That’s cause you’re still changing. It said in that book that I lied about being a virgin because I use super-jumbo tampons, but I can't help it if I've got a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina. [19] Though it is the first episode of the series, "The Eleventh Hour" was not the first to be shot. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up... just don't do it, promise? And I don't wanna be punished for being well-liked. FOUR for you, Glenn Coco! Whoever wrote it probably didn't think anyone would ever see it? ....And none for Gretchen Weiners.Bye. I had to pretend to be Plastic! You’re gonna be, like – (sexy voice) “I teach yoga in Los Angeles”eval(ez_write_tag([[468,60],'dailyactor_com-large-leaderboard-2','ezslot_10',108,'0','0'])); Karen, you are at your peak right now. Please make your quotes accurate. Pfft! God, Karen, you are so stupid! Smith and KrausBooks For Actors THE MONOLOGUE SERIES The Best Men's / Women’s Stage Monologues of 1997 The Best Men's / Women’s Stage Monologues of 1996 The Best Men's / Women’s Stage Monologues of 1995 The Best Men's / Women’s Stage Monologues of 1994 The Best Men's / Women’s Stage Monologues of 1993 It's 40%. (in a fake sick voice) i cant go out, im sick *cough* cough*, [in a fake sick voice] I can't go out, I'm sick. Fresh meat coming through! You try to act so innocent like, 'Oh, I use to live in Africa with all the little birdies, and the little monkeys!'. All rights reserved. You're plastic. You GO Glenn Coco. I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me. You know who's looking fine tonight? Been living in Singapore since she was 6. Janis, I cannot stop this car. A quote can be a single line from one character or a memorable dialog between several characters. And I'm sorry for telling everyone about it. Don't have sex. Oh my God, Danny DeVito I love your work! That's why her hair is so big. [29] That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets. And uh... 'Caddy' Heron. Here are 12 times Karen Smith was the best part of "Mean Girls." Mail You go, Glenn Coco. Four for you, Glenn Coco! Take some rubbers. The Circus: Inside the Greatest Political Show on Earth. Oh my God, Karen! If you could have her call me as soon as she can? It won a prize! My breasts can tell when it's gonna rain. *cough* cough*, My breasts, then can sense when its going to rain. But I can't help it that I'm popular. It's not going to happen! And I'm sorry for telling everyone about it. She is the third member of the clique known as "The Plastics", a group of girls who dominate with their beauty and general aura of intimidation. This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Fresh meat coming through! I meant to say great but then I started to say cool. Karen Smith (102) Aaron Samuels (72) Janis Ian (50) Shane Oman (19) Mrs. George (Mean Girls) (13) Include Relationships Regina George/Janis Sarkisian (229) Regina George/Janis Ian (73) Karen Smith/Gretchen Wieners (30) Cady Heron/Aaron Samuels (29) Damian Hubbard & Janis Sarkisian (22) Cady Heron/Janis Sarkisian (16) What percent is that? Thank you! Dave Chappelle was the guest star on Saturday Night Live and it could not come at a better time. I know it may look like I was being like a bitch, but that's only because I was acting like a bitch. You wanna go to Taco Bell? I hate her! View the profiles of people named Karen Smith. I have a fifth sense. I'm sick. Oh my god, Karen. Your grandmother and I have that in common. She is one of the dumbest girls you will ever meet. People totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar. Daisy is a Singapore Permanent Resident (PR) who grew up here since she was 6. Because that's not what Rome is about. Affiliate links provides compensation to Daily Actor which helps us remain online, giving you the resources and information actors like you are looking for. And when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh? Glenn Coco? They're hard as rocks! Explain how you forgot to invite us to your party? MS. NORBURY: Regina George. And evil takes a human form in Regina George. The only girls who were not mentioned were Cady Heron, Gretchen Wieners and Karen Smith because they played a part in writing some of the … Every girl here is afraid of you. Hmm? Yeah, so don't try to act so innocent! Join Facebook to connect with Karen Smith and others you may know. Season 4 of The Crown charts the most significant events taking place between 1979 and 1990, including Margaret Thatcher's appointment as the Prime Minister, the tension-filled period of The Troubles, and the last years of apartheid in South Africa. It’s so embarrassing, I don’t even… whatever. These citations may not conform precisely to your selected citation style. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen! But I’ve met girls like you before and I can tell you, if you don’t change your life, you’re about ten years away from being a divorced Real Estate agent with chipped nail tips. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just... don't do it. (Narrating) And that's how Regina died, no I'm totally kidding but she was hurt. I want my pink shirt back!!! Print. Glenn Coco? The Smith And Kraus Monologue Index. Regina said she'll talk to Aaron. She was so queer, she was like, "I'm pusher Cady, I'm a pusher.". She’s so pathetic. Brutus is just as cute as Caesar. The Grief Dialogues is a non-profit artistic movement started to create a new conversation about dying, death, and grief. She's not going anywhere! jocks, Asian nerds, Cool Asians, Varsity jocks Unfriendly black hotties, Girls who eat their feelings, Girls who don't eat anything, Desperate wannabes, Burnouts, Sexually active band geeks, [to Cady] So if you're from Africa, why are you white? Do we have a "Caddy" Heron here? That's why her hair is so big. She is one of the dumbest girls you will ever meet. Karen Gillan and Matt Smith filming "The Eleventh Hour" in Llandaff. Promise? Take a lot of pictures. Burnouts, Sexually active band geeks, the greatest people you will ever meet and the worst: Beware of plastics. Seth Mosakowski. Charlie Hunnam on Why Acting is Exiting and How He’s Creating His Own Opportunities, Hilary Swank on Portraying Characters Who “Don’t Give Up” and the Best Things About Being an Actor, 3 Reasons Why Actors Should Avoid Selfie Headshots, Julia Garner on Preparing for a Day On Set and How She Uses Body Language for Her Role in ‘Ozark’, Movie Review: ‘Nomadland’ Starring Frances McDormand, Millie Bobby Brown on ‘Enola Holmes’ and Her ‘Stranger Things’ Breakthrough. Karen works as a teacher in the local public school, and Judy has been able to stay home alone during the day while Karen is at work. Aye aye aye! She's such a good... SLUT! No! Vapid and vain, READ MORE - PRO MEMBERS ONLY. Can you get her to call us back? Those other two are just her little workers. FOUR for you Glenn Coco! Glenn Coco? I want my pink shirt back! There were gonna be girls there in their *bathing suits*. Boston University Libraries. Make sure you check out her mom's boob job. Copyright © Fandango. I want my pink shirt back! jocks, Asian nerds, Cool Asians, Varsity jocks, Unfriendly black hotties, Girls who eat their feelings, Girls who don't eat anything, Desperate wannabes, Shut up! Janis : [reading list the major cliques in high school] You got your freshmen, ROTC guys, preps, J.V. Don't have sex. [delivering candy canes] Taylor Zimmermann, two for you. Because you will get pregnant, and die. So if you're from Africa, why are you white? The Burn Book is a book created by The Plastics to start rumors, stories and gossip about all the girls (and several guys) who go to North Shore High School.. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. OUTSTANDING STAGE MONOLOGUES AND SCENES FROM THE '90S - Author: Steven H. Gale - Book: $15.95 - Books and Resource - Scenes and Monologues They say that you're a homeschooled jungle freak, that's a less hot version of me! If you're from Africa... Why are you white? Every girl here is afraid of you. Other people said that 'I' pushed her. We're gonna get to the bottom of this right now. You wanna do something fun? And now she is. And I don't think my father, the inventor of Toaster Strudel, would be too pleased to hear about this. See? See, at least me and Regina George know we're mean! Don't have sex. Do it, Jessica.eval(ez_write_tag([[468,60],'dailyactor_com-medrectangle-3','ezslot_7',156,'0','0'])); You guys wear your tiny little t-shirts that say “Princess” and “Diva” and you act like you’ve got it all under control, but I know you’re freaking out inside. Source. Cold, shiny hard plastic. It's not going to happen! I mean I couldn't have a lesbian at my party. Like, Aaron Samuels, for example, he broke up with Regina and guess what? Do we have a 'Caddy' Heron here? Grool. So why are you still messing with Regina, Cady? I'm sick. I know I may seem like a bitch, but that's only because I'm acting like a bitch. Cold, shiny, hard plastic! Karen Smith (46) from Florida [also known as the Noakhali of America] was planning a bbq party last weekend. But I’ve met girls like you before and I can tell you, if you don’t change your life, you’re about ten years away from being a divorced Real Estate agent with chipped nail tips. [delivering candy canes] Taylor Zimmermann, two for you. Suck on that! It's urgent. You can have this. Close to nothing is known about Karen's childhood, except that she comes from a powerful and rich family. It's full of secrets! Karen Smith: Gretchen, I'm sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Noble. (Eds.) She knows everything about everyone. I reached out to her over Zoom after … But I can't help it that I'm popular. (Shocked, startled and scared) Why are dressed so scary? You go, Glenn Coco. You know I couldn't invite you. She was a LESBIAN. WWETV-admin November 8, 2020 Comedy Legends. Somebody wrote in the book that I'm lying about being a virgin because I use XXL tampons, but It's not my fault I have a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina! Other people said that 'I' pushed her. Ohmigawd Karen you can't just ask people why they're white. Because you will get pregnant. That is the ugliest f-ing skirt I've ever seen. (Karen laughs) Miss Smith, this is no time to be laughing. Glenn Coco? "So that's against the rules, and you can't … Reaction To Dave Chappelle Opening Monologue + Video. I'm on an all-carb diet! [in her English class essay, after being humiliated by Regina] Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant, while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? You try to act so innocent like, "Oh, I use to live in Africa with all the little birdies, and the little monkeys! It's full of secrets. You got your... And none for Gretchen Wieners, bye. See, at least me and Regina George know we're mean! Gretchen Wieners know's everybody's knows everybody's business, she knows everything about everyone. Burn Book. Regina, you're wearing sweatpants. Bye. ", God! You're PLASTIC. The read-through for the episode took place in September 2009. I mean, she's really failing me on purpose, just because I didn't join that stupid Mathletes! Karen Smith was a location manager who worked on Season 2 and 3 of 'The Crown.' Step 2: Select a monologue. Unfortunately for them they were a little absentminded and started going into an outer monologue - and everyone in the room just heard them say, "Damn, I'd like to rip his shirt open with my … But in girl world, Halloween is the one time of year a girl can dress like a total slut and no other girl can say anything about it. The Ultimate Monologue Index (Smith and Kraus Monologue Index), Second Edition [Morris, Karen] on Amazon.com. You’re gonna hit your peak in five years. Hey, buddy, you're not pretending anymore. God! (as if this is shocking) I was best friends with her in middle school.I know, right?